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https://xiainovel.com/novel/you-cannot-afford-to-offend-my-woman You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman: Chapter 240 – Perform a big show Donghuang Baizhi of course knew that. However, as an empress, her way of thinking was definitely different compared to most. “Qing Ya, what we are going to do is very simple, as long as we pissed Ye Hua off, he would definitely chase us out of the bar.” “Are you sure that he would chase us out, and not beat our butts?” Qing Ya didn’t believe in Donghuang Baizhi’s plan. That fellow, not only does he like to beat my butt, he also likes to touch my butt. Donghuang Baizhi was also not very sure if her plan would work. “Why are you in such a hurry to leave this place?” Qing Ya asked curiously. Donghuang Baizhi let out a breath, “There is a very urgent matter which I have to deal with at home.” The two women remained silent. Resolute could be seen appearing in Qing Ya’s eyes as she said, “Let’s give it a try then. At the most, isn’t it just getting our butts smacked? In any case, he wouldn’t beat me since I am pregnant, but you…” “I have Ah Li.” Donghuang Baizhi has become smart now, she knew to look for her daughter for help. The two looked at each other and smiled. “If we managed to leave this place, where do you intend to go?” Donghuang Baizhi asked while pouring a glass of water for Qing Ya. This was the first time that Donghuang Baizhi had poured water for someone ever since she had become an empress. Qing Ya shook her head, “I don’t know.” “How about coming with me to my place? After all, my place is safe and suitable for nurturing the fetus. The child is important.” Right now, Qing Ya didn’t dare, and also didn’t want to return back to her home that was in High Ocean City, that home of hers wasn’t like a home at all. Qing Ya let out a sigh, then said, “Let’s see if we will be able to leave this place first or not.” “Alright.” In the office, the two women were planning on how to jailbreak, while in the toilet, Ye Hua was holding another meeting. Ye Zizi, Wei Chang, and Lie Gu stood respectfully in front of Ye Hua and waited for His Honor’s orders. “I, the Supreme Overlord, am currently facing the biggest crisis known to history!” Ye Hua said gravely. The three shouted out in unison, “Subordinate is willing to help shoulder Your Honor’s worries and problems!” “Very good! I, the Supreme Overlord, has decided to learn from the humans and plan on acting out the scene of a hero saving the beauties!” Ye Hua seemed to already be able to see the scene where Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi threw themselves into his embrace after they were touched by him. After they threw themselves into my embrace, they would act coquettishly to me in various kinds of ways, and then, it would be the beginning of my beautiful life. From then on, I would also become one of those people who are able to embrace onto one woman with their left arm and embrace onto another with their right arm. Upon fantasizing up to here, a slight trace of arc appeared on the corner of Ye Hua’s mouth. Ye Zizi pouted her small mouth and said, “But, Your Honor, in the past, those people that we came upon who tried to act as a hero and save beauties, all of them didn’t end up well, they were all killed by us.” “Zizi, are you saying that my plan of acting as a hero and saving beauties is no good?” Ye Hua who was feeling a little complacent with his plan just a moment ago immediately became serious. Ye Zizi said lovably, “Zizi is a girl, therefore, Zizi naturally knows what the madams think in their minds. Although acting as a hero and saving the two madams would indeed be able to make Your Honor’s situation with the two madams become better, just by doing that alone won’t improve Your Honor’s situation with the two madams by too much. After all, the plot of acting as a hero and saving beauties is a bit old.” Upon hearing what Ye Zizi, Ye Hua himself also felt that the plot of acting as a hero and saving beauties was indeed a bit old. Those two women are very smart, if they were to see through the act, my reputation would become completely ruined. “Wei Chang, what do you think?” Wei Chang wrinkled his brows, then said gravely, “Your Honor, since ancient times, many have acted as a hero and save the beauty, but to succeed in attaining the beauty’s heart, good planning is essential.” Ye Hua’s eyes lighted up. Seems like Wei Chang has improved even more. “Continue on.” “This plan of acting as a hero and saving beauties is fine, but on the ending of the act, we should make the ending stand out.” Wei Chang said with a slight smile on his face. Lie Gu suddenly slapped onto his thigh, “I understood!” “Gluttonous Monster’s idea is to let His Honor show off his might and make the madams become immersed and unable to free themselves from His Honor’s mightiness.” Lie Gu exclaimed in surprise. I didn’t expect that this Gluttonous Monster would become this smart. Ye Hua felt that the idea was fine, but he also felt that there just seemed to be something lacking in the idea, “Ever since I have come to this place, I have never met with any dangers, so let alone being at risk of death.” “Your Honor, what subordinate was referring to when subordinate said that we should make the ending stand out was precisely this point that you just mentioned.” Wei Chang explained. Ye Hua indicated to Wei Chang to continue speaking. “It is an undeniable fact that the two madams love Your Honor.” This bootlicking of Wei Chang’s was done rather well, Ye Hua felt quite pleased upon hearing that. “But because of some matters, it caused the madams to conceal their true feelings. Therefore, what Your Honor has to do is to make the madams reveal their true feelings.” “Wei Chang, that is precisely what I had thought of doing, just that, I do not know what method I should use to make the two of them reveal their true feelings.” Ye Zizi suddenly spoke, “If Your Honor were about to die, I reckon that the madams would definitely not be able to continue sitting still.” Wei Chang nodded his head, “That’s right, therefore, we will be adding a bit of difficulty on the basis of the plot of acting as a hero to save the beauties.” Lie Gu slapped onto his thigh once again, “I understood! His Honor will be acting as a hero to save the madams, and after repelling the enemies with great difficulty, His Honor would become seriously injured. This way, the madams would definitely be touched to death.” Lie Gu finally guessed correctly this time. Ye Hua took out a stick of cigarette and ignited it, “Since we are going to act out a show of a hero saving the beauties, we will have to make it seem real. Blood must be seen in every move, people have to die, and the scene must look grandeur!” “Your Honor, leave all those matters to subordinate, subordinate will look for actors and actresses to coordinate with us.” Wei Chang said with a smile. Lie Gu raised his hand and shouted out, “I will be one of the bad guys.” “Wei Chang, you will be one of the bad guys too, however, you all must not allow those two women to discover your identities. As for Ye Zizi, you can forget about it, it is too easy to recognize you.” Ye Hua had decided, victory or defeat should be decided on this act! Suddenly, Ye Hua thought of something and said, “If that’s the case, doesn’t it mean that I have to chase them out of the bar?” The three subordinates nodded their heads seriously. Your Honor, if you don’t chase the two madams out of the bar, how are we going to act out this show? “I will go and chase them out of the bar later on then. Lie Gu, you should follow after them and ensure their safeties, then wait for my orders!” “Subordinate understood!” Ye Hua waved his hand, “Alright, you all can leave now, let me think about how I should chase them out of the bar.” Walking out of the toilet, Ye Hua sat at the bar counter and pondered. If I don’t say some ruthless words to them, what should I do if they don’t leave? But if I said ruthless words to them, what should I do if they become broken-hearted and deeply hurt? At that time, even if I acted as a hero and saved the two of them, it most probably won’t do any help in changing the situation. Right when Ye Hua was pondering to himself, Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi came downstairs at the same time. The expressions on the two’s faces were as grave as ever. In actuality, Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi were both very nervous. After discussing with each other just now, they drafted up a plan on how to jailbreak, and their plan was to anger Ye Hua. After angering Ye Hua, either one of those two would happen, we would either get chased out of the bar by him or get our butts beaten by him. Ye Hua saw the two women walking over to him. If I were to flip out in anger and chase them out, the result that would happen from it would be too unpredictable. Furthermore, where am I going to find a reason to flip out in anger? This is the first problem… I, the Supreme Overlord, am someone who speaks reasons. I would never act out unreasonably. The two women blinked their beautiful eyes at each other, signaling to each other to begin acting. The two walked towards Ye Hua at the same time, and right when they were about to come close to Ye Hua, Donghuang Baizhi’s figure suddenly slip and landed into Ye Hua’s embrace, and Ye Hua subconsciously embraced onto Donghuang Baizhi. “Ye Hua! What do you mean by this! Hugging onto another woman right in front of me!” With an imposing aura, Qing Ya immediately began scolding at Ye Hua. This caused Ye Hua to immediately become stupefied. Soon after, Donghuang Baizhi moved away from Ye Hua’s embrace and stood up, then said indignantly, “Ye Hua! You actually touched my butt just now! You hoodlum!” “Very good! You even touched her butt too! Ye Hua! I, Qing Ya, have misjudged you!” Right now, Ye Hua was still in a stupefied state. What are the two of them doing? Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi were very puzzled too. We have already scolded at you like this, so why do you not have any reactions? Can you at least show a bit of reaction and not be in such a daze? Did we speak too fast just now and Ye Hua didn’t manage to keep up with our tempo? https://xiainovel.com/novel/you-cannot-afford-to-offend-my-woman

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