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https://xiainovel.com/novel/you-cannot-afford-to-offend-my-woman You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman: Chapter 247 – Annual best screenplay award Right now, Ying Jingshan was sincerely speechless. Death Mage is already that formidable, and yet this shadowed figure and the bone dragon that is at the side are even more formidable than Death Mage. Just how many formidable subordinates do His Honor have! Yuan De was shocked to the point that he became speechless. After quite a while, Yuan De said, “Her Majesty’s husband sure is formidable!” He Xuan nodded his head, “Those two are the strongest beings I have ever seen in my life. This kind of battle is something that I have never seen before.” “For Her Majesty to be able to have such a husband like this, we can finally put our minds at ease.” Xing Han sighed. Right now, Donghuang Baizhi didn’t have the mood to listen to all those words, and her beautiful eyes were currently looking dead-on at the sky. Wei Chang’s entire body turned into black fog, and soon after, the black fog turned into countless blades and attacked at Ye Hua from various kinds of weird angles. Frantic energy swept through the entire Voidless Realm, and the scene seemed just like Judgment Day. Of course, the fight was all just an act. If Ye Hua and Wei Chang were fighting for real, the entire Voidless Realm would have long turned into ruins. Everyone was currently thinking about what would happen if they were the one that was facing against the shadowed figure, and the only conclusion that they came to was that, they would be killed in an instant. The speed of the two in the sky could be seen to become faster and faster, and their speed became so fast that both of them actually disappeared from the sky… Qing Ya mumbled, “Where did they go?” Donghuang Baizhi tightly wrinkled her brows, “A battle of this level is not something that we can imagine. The two of them may have perhaps entered into another space… All we can do now is to just wait patiently.” At Leisure Bar. Ye Hua placed down the long blade within his hand, then poured himself a glass of alcohol and drank it all in one shot, “Feels good!” “Congratulations Your Honor, the madams do not suspect a thing.” Wei Chang kneeled down on one of his knees and said sincerely. Ye Hua turned his body around and said, “Wei Chang, you did well this time, and your contributions cannot go unnoticed! If you have anything that you want, you can tell me!” “Helping with Your Honor’s worries and difficulties is a part of subordinate’s job.” Wei Chang said respectfully and extremely sincerely. Ye Hua sat on the highchair and said faintly, “Wei Chang, in those few years, I have seen how you changed, and you have indeed improved by a lot.” “To be able to receive Your Honor’s praise, it is the best reward for subordinate. Subordinate swears to serve Your Honor with loyalty and devotion till death!” “En, I am looking forward to your performance in the future!” “Subordinate will definitely not disappoint Your Honor!” After pouring another glass of alcohol for himself, Ye Hua said gravely, “This act of a hero saving the beauties can more or less come to an end already, even if we continue on with this act, there wouldn’t be much effect anymore. I feel that it is time for us to move on to the next act and end the show.” “Your Honor is brilliant, subordinate thinks the same as Your Honor did. Just that, subordinate is afraid of wounding Your Honor’s holy body.” Ye Hua let out a sigh, “In the past, I felt that the love and romance that those humans experience were all useless, what point was there in having such things like love and romance? However, after meeting Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi, then did I realized how to be a qualified husband. For this family’s harmony, so what if I suffer a small injury!” From the looks of it, after the act of a hero saving the beauties was finished, there was still an act of getting injured to gain sympathy. The entire big act was truly planned out meticulously! For Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi to have gotten themselves such a man like this, who knows if it was a misfortunate or good fortune for them. “Your Honor, subordinate feels that suffering just a small injury won’t be able to help bring out the maximum effect of the act.” “Oh?” Wei Chang said gravely, “Subordinate feels that Your Honor should suffer a huge injury, this way, the madams will definitely become completely devoted to Your Honor till death. After all, for the madams, Your Honor was willing to even discard away your own life.” “En, that makes sense.” Ye Hua nodded his head. Soon after, Ye Hua asked, “Then, what is counted as a huge injury?” “Your Honor, subordinate feels that if Your Honor were to temporarily pretend to have lost your power and had become paralyzed, the madams would definitely feel guilty toward Your Honor, and thus began to cherish Your Honor. And during the period where Your Honor is pretending to be paralyzed, Your Honor would be able to enjoy being taken care of by the madams. At that time, Your Honor wouldn’t have to lift a single finger, and everything would be done and taken care of by the madams.” Ye Hua looked dazedly at Wei Chang, then suddenly slammed onto the table, “Wei Chang! You are truly even smarter than Jue Tian!” If I become paralyzed, my everyday life would have to be taken care of by those two women. Things like showering, peeling crayfishes, massages, and so on, the two of them will have to help me with it, and all I would have to do is to just open my mouth. There is nothing that feels greater than having them serve upon me! “Subordinate is merely thinking for Your Honor’s happiness. Just that, subordinate has to apologize for having to wound Your Honor’s holy body later on.” “Wei Chang, you do not need to apologize, you are merely doing it for the sake of my family’s harmony. On the other hand, it has been hard on you.” “Subordinate wouldn’t dare to receive such words from Your Honor, it hasn't been hard on subordinate at all.” Wei Chang lowered his head. After igniting a stick of cigarette, Ye Hua said faintly, “It’s time to create a bit of injury on myself.” “Your Honor, subordinate has already prepared all of the props.” Wei Chang could be said to have done his duty with all his heart, everything was planned out well by him. Ye Hua laughed lightly, “What I want is realism, things like making fake injuries on myself is something that I won’t do.” Wei Chang said sincerely, “For the madams, Your Honor is willing to even harm yourself. From this, it could be seen that Your Honor’s comprehension of humanity has raised to another level. Subordinate is truly ashamed when compared to Your Honor.” “Humanity is truly a good thing. I, the Supreme Overlord, am starting to like humanity even more and more.” After finish speaking, Ye Hua extinguished the cigarette. Soon after, Ye Hua suddenly slapped onto his armor, and cracks immediately appeared on his armor. Not only did cracks appeared on the armor, the armor originally covered Ye Hua’s entire body, but right now, the shoulders part and waist part of the armor had shattered. Looking at the armor now, the armor seemed as if it had endured a frightening strong attack. Afterward, Ye Hua messed around with his hair for a bit, making his appearance look a little dispirited. And afterward, Ye Hua took out a small blade and began making wounds on his body. Furthermore, those wounds that Ye Hua made on his body were the kind of wounds where both the skin and flesh were damaged. Without blood, how would the wounds look shocking to the eyes, right? Soon after, Ye Hua wiped some blood onto his face, and with this, Ye Hua was finally done. “Qing Ya, Donghuang Baizhi, for the two of you, I didn’t hesitate to create wounds on myself. In the future, the two of you have to be well-behaved. If the two of you do something like leaving my side again, I won’t be doing something like this for a second time.” After taking a look at the mirror, Ye Hua asked, “Wei Chang, how do I look?” “Your Honor, you have subordinate’s utmost respect!” Ye Hua ignited another stick of cigarette, then began discussing with Wei Chang about their lines and attacks in the next act. At Voidless Realm. Everyone was waiting for the two to appear. It has been thirty minutes, and the two still haven’t appeared. This caused Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi to become extremely anxious, they were afraid that something had happened to Ye Hua. Suddenly! Two figures appeared within the sky! And the two figures could be seen moving away from each other at high speed. Everyone couldn’t help but gasp. There wasn’t any change with the shadowed figure, but Ye Hua on the other hand appeared to be in a very weak state. The armor that was on Ye Hua’s body had become broken, and there was blood everywhere on Ye Hua. Furthermore, Ye Hua’s complexion was pale, and he seemed like he was about to die at any moment. “Ye Hua!” “Ye Hua!” The two women shouted out towards Ye Hua who was in the sky. Tears flowed down endlessly from the two women’s eyes, and their hearts felt as if it was being cut into pieces by a blade. Ye Hua was exulted. My efforts didn’t go to waste! Ye Hua blinked his eyes toward Wei Chang. And Wei Chang immediately understood Ye Hua’s signal. Wei Chang’s figure flickered, and a lump of black fog sent Ye Hua flying away. After being sent flying away by the lump of black fog, Ye Hua landed exactly in front of Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi. When Lie Gu saw that Wei Chang was being so ruthless when attacking at Ye Hua, Lie Gu thought to himself, “Are you not afraid of His Honor killing your Xiao Tang?” Lie Gu was completely unaware that, just a while ago, Wei Chang was even praised by His Honor. For the sake of making the people in the scene become shocked by the attack, Wei Chang used quite a bit of strength in this attack of his, and a huge pit could be seen appearing in the ground that Ye Hua’s body landed on. “Ye Hua!” The two women ran frantically over to Ye Hua and held Ye Hua into their embraces. Ye Hua was feeling very happy in his heart, but he couldn’t show it on his face. Qing Ya felt very guilty. While wiping onto the bloodstains that were on Ye Hua’s face, Qing Ya sobbed, “Ye Hua, don’t scare me.” “Ye Hua, why are you so foolish, you evidently knew that you were not a match for that shadowed figure and yet you still went and fight with him.” Donghuang Baizhi’s face was filled with tears, and her tone was no longer harsh and was instead extremely gentle. https://xiainovel.com/novel/you-cannot-afford-to-offend-my-woman


From 19 Sept, 2-3 chapters a week.

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