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https://xiainovel.com/novel/you-cannot-afford-to-offend-my-woman You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman: Chapter 287 – Matchmaker About two minutes later, Wei Chang and Ye Zizi returned back to normal. Wei Chang, “Burp~” Ye Zizi, “Burp~” Ye Hua asked faintly, “Who won?” “Your Honor, subordinate won by an inch.” Wei Chang said modestly. Ye Zizi was not willing to admit defeat, “Shameless! You ate even the corpses that had been sucked dry by me.” Wei Chang laughed lightly. “Alright, I will deem it as a draw.” Ye Hua said. Ye Zizi pouted her small mouth, while Wei Chang rubbed onto Ye Zizi’s head while with a smile on his face. Looking at the two people that were standing behind Madam Zi Yuan, Ye Hua said faintly, “Go and deal with them.” Ye Zizi took the lead and extended two strands of her hair towards the two people, and while in front of Madam Zi Yuan, Ye Zizi sucked the two people dry, turning them into mere skins. “Your Honor, the taste of these deities sure are different. It has been such a long time since I last enjoyed sucking a deity.” Listening to Ye Zizi’s words, from the looks of it, she wanted to suck the woman that was in front of her too. I want to suck this woman too, I am sure that she tastes exceptionally good. Even Wei Chang was beginning to purse his lips too. This woman should be very tasty, right? Looking at that tender skin of hers, chewing onto her should most likely be an exceptional enjoyment. Meanwhile, Lie Gu wasn’t willing to let the woman be eaten. This woman has to be given to me… “Have you thought it through? I do not have that much patience.” Ye Hua said lightly. “You are really an Overlord!” Madam Zi Yuan said gravely. “It has already been quite a number of years that I have stopped being an Overlord. Quickly make your decision, they still haven’t had their fill yet.” Ye Hua urged. In actuality, Ye Hua wanted to spare this woman’s life. My woman is actually this woman's servant, how could such a thing be allowed! This matter cannot be left alone, I will slowly deal with this woman! The deities have their own servants who help them to do things, and the three big powers were precisely such servants. Madam Zi Yuan naturally knew just how strong Ye Hua was. For this man to be able to seal my power this easily, no matter what it is, his strength is at the minimum of that of an Overlord. If he is an Overlord, it is indeed necessary for me to pay my respects to him, but… just the thought of having to pay my respects to him makes my heart feels uncomfortable! Right now, it feels as if I had been ruthlessly slapped on the face by this man. Madam Zi Yuan slowly stood her body up, then paid her respects to Ye Hua by slightly bowing forward while standing in front of Ye Hua. Looking at Madam Zi Yuan’s action, Ye Hua said faintly, “Is this how you deities pay your respects to an Overlord? Are you not intending on kneeling down?!” “Overlords are indeed beings that we deities have to look up to. However, although you do indeed possess the strength of an Overlord, your title as an “Overlord” was not conferred to you by the firmament!” Ye Hua lighted up another stick of cigarette. It is this sentence again, this is truly hilarious. Wei Chang shouted out gravely, “Kneel down!” Plop! Under the huge spiritual pressure, Madam Zi Yuan finally kneeled down in front of Ye Hua. Looking at Madam Zi Yuan who was kneeling down in front of him, Ye Hua said gravely, “Firmament? Firmament is nothing but garbage to me. However, on the other hand, the fact that my wife is actually one of your servants, tell me, just how should I punish you?” Madam Zi Yuan gasped heavily for breath. Her face was currently flushed red with anger, but there was nothing else she could do right now. As a high and mighty deity, aside from kneeling to heaven and earth, I have not kneeled down to anyone, not even my husband, and yet, today, I was actually forced to kneel in the profane world! “Since you are not going to speak, I should first issue you your punishment then. From the looks of it, you seem to have been married already… You should remarry then.” Since my wife is a servant of this woman’s husband, I should make this woman serve upon a subordinate of mine. I wonder just what expressions those deities will have when they find out that this woman has become the wife of a subordinate of mine. I am truly looking forward to when that day comes. Madam Zi Yuan, “……” Lie Gu felt that his chance has arrived. I love deities’ wives. Madam Zi Yuan shouted out gravely, “You cannot do this! I am someone who has a husband!” Ye Hua said gravely, “Why, unhappy with this punishment? You should rejoice that I didn’t make you become a servant!” Madam Zi Yuan wanted to resist, but her entire body was being suppressed and she was not able to move her body in the slightest bit. Faced against someone that was much more formidable than her, she really was unable to do anything at all. “Jue Tian, how about I bestow this woman upon you? What do you think?” Ye Hua asked curiously. In actuality, Ye Hua knew that Jue Tian was not interested in women, and furthermore, this woman wasn’t worthy enough to become Jue Tian’s wife. Jue Tian replied respectfully while with a smile on his face, “Thank you, Your Honor, but subordinate am not interested in women.” Lie Gu who was at the side was in ecstasy. Your Honor, quickly call out for me, I know that you understand me the best, bestow this woman upon me! Ye Hua rubbed onto his forehead, “Wei Chang, amongst my subordinates, who is still not married yet? Or, who still doesn't have a girlfriend yet?” Lie Gu’s expression sunk as he said hurriedly, “Your Honor! How about bestowing this woman upon me?” “You already have three women, what do you want another one for!” Ye Hua berated. Lie Gu let out a heavy sigh. Who wouldn’t want to have a lot of wives? My deity wife is gone just like this… Wei Chang said respectfully, “Death Mage is currently stuck like glue together with Xun Fang, and furthermore, Your Honor, you were the one who played matchmaker for them. As for who still doesn’t have a girlfriend yet, the green and red brothers are the only ones who still don’t have a girlfriend yet.” Madam Zi Yuan’s willow brows were tightly wrinkled. This Overlord is actually trying to matchmake me with one of his subordinates. Also, just what the hell are the green and red brothers?! What should I do! With my power sealed, I am unable to run away! Ye Hua said faintly, “The green and red brothers have been performing quite well. Not only did they escort my daughter back home, their performance in their first mission was outstanding too. I am very satisfied with these two. Wei Chang! Call the two of them to come over here.” Right now, the green and red brothers were currently… currently… The scene was a bit comical. The television could be seen to be turned on, and an exercise practice was currently being played on the television. One, two, three, four… two, two, three, four… three, two, three, four. Green and red brothers could be seen wearing green and red skintight clothes, and green and red sweat-absorbing headbands. Of course, brother green wore green, and brother red wore red. Right now, Big Brother Green was truly green from head to toe, while Little Brother Red was festive red from head to toe. “Come! Scatter your sweat, jump with me!” The instructor’s voice rang out from the television. “Big brother, say, what kind of wife should I look for in the future?” Little Brother Red asked curiously. Big Brother Green paused for a moment, then said, “Little brother, you shouldn’t set your expectations too high, after all, there is currently a lot of bachelors in this world.” “Then, big brother, what expectations do you have for your wife?” Little Brother Red asked. Big Brother Green let out a light sigh, “Big brother doesn’t have high expectations, it would be fine as long as the woman is half as good as sister-in-law.” “That’s right, if I have a wife who is like sister-in-law, I would be fine with even decreasing my life span by half a day.” Little Brother Red let out a sigh. “The two of you, come over for a while!” Suddenly, Wei Chang’s voice rang out in green and red brothers’ minds. Without thinking too much, the two left without changing their clothes. The two completely did not expect that they were going to be heading over to a blind date! https://xiainovel.com/novel/you-cannot-afford-to-offend-my-woman

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