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https://xiainovel.com/novel/you-cannot-afford-to-offend-my-woman You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman: Chapter 304 – A man should be assertive “Yi Hong, are you willing to take her as your wife? No matter what happens in the future, will you be willing to never abandon your partner and grow old till death with your partner?!” Ye Hua’s question was very simple and straightforward. To never abandon their partner and grow old till death with their partner, just how many people in this world were able to do it? “I’m willing!” Yi Hong said with a very firm tone. However, Ye Hua was not satisfied as he said gravely, “As a man, your voice should be loud! Shout it out! Are you willing?!” “I’m willing!” Yi Hong shouted out. Ye Hua nodded his head. This is more like it, as expected of my underling’s underling. Afterward, Ye Hua looked towards Zi Shan and asked gravely, “Zi Shan, are you willing to marry the man who is in front of you? No matter what happens in the future, will you be willing to never abandon your partner and grow old till death with your partner?!” The people who knew the inside story between Zi Shan and Yi Hong were very nervous, because they knew that, if Zi Shan were to say no now, she would end up angering His Honor, and one wouldn’t need to think too much to know what would happen afterward. In actuality, the person who was the most nervous was Yi Hong. The more time he spent together with Zi Shan, the deeper he fell for her. Also, during those few days, Yi Hong could see that Zi Shan had changed a lot. During those few days, it really felt like Zi Shan was my girlfriend. At the least, during those few days, she didn’t act fiercely towards me. “I’m willing.” Zi Shan’s gentle voice rang out at the wedding venue. Everyone let out a breath of relief as the happy occasion didn’t end up becoming a funeral. Yi Hong was excited to the point that his lips were trembling. She is willing! She is really willing to become married to me! Suddenly, I feel that everything that I did for her was worth it. Ye Hua was very satisfied with Zi Shan’s attitude. Meanwhile, Zi Shan’s gaze had been on Yi Hong from the start to finish. Asides from Yi Hong, Zi Shan didn’t have a good impression towards anyone else that was present at the wedding. “Now, exchange your rings.” Ye Hua laughed lightly. While trembling, Yi Hong picked up the wedding ring, then wore the wedding ring onto Zi Shan’s finger. Meanwhile, Zi Shan appeared much calmer compared to Yi Hong. With a calm expression on her face, Zi Shan wore the wedding ring onto Yi Hong’s finger. “Alright, I hereby announce! The two of you are now legal husband and wife!” Ye Hua shouted out. Applause began ringing out below the stage, and tears even began flowing down from Big Brother Green’s eyes. My little brother has finally become married. Ye Hua raised his hand and signaled everyone to quiet down, then said, “Do you all want to see the groom kiss the bride?” Your Honor, when did you become so mischievous? What to do, Ye Hua was very happy today. Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi smiled helplessly. However, towards Ye Hua’s change, they have seen it all with their eyes. This Ye Hua, he is no longer as cold as he used to be, he even knows how to joke around now. “We want to see!” “Ah Li wants to see!” “Meow~” Ye Hua looked at the two and said, “You two have heard what everyone wants, right? Yi Hong, this time, you should be the one to take the initiative! Don’t always let the girl be the one to take the initiative!” After hearing what Ye Hua said, Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi were very puzzled. What does Ye Hua mean by this time? Was there a time where something like this has happened before? However, the two’s attention was quickly attracted by the atmosphere. Yi Hong was extremely nervous and did not know what to say or do. Meanwhile, Zi Shan slowly closed her beautiful eyes. “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” Suddenly, Lie Gu stood on his chair and began hooting. Soon after, everyone followed along and began hooting too. Looking at the scene, Ye Hua felt that he should hold more weddings in the future. Finally, Yi Hong mustered his courage. After lightly holding onto Zi Shan’s waist with one hand, Yi Hong lifted up Zi Shan’s white veil with his other hand, then slowly lowered his head and kissed onto Zi Shan’s bright red lips. Ye Hua couldn’t help but nod his head. This is more like it! This is precisely how a man should act! However, this little red is still not assertive enough. Ardent applause began ringing out. Although there weren’t any big shots here, everyone that was present was able to exterminate any big shots, especially the four sins. “Don’t be in a rush to head to the bridal room, I still have a few questions that I want to ask.” Ye Hua said faintly. Everyone couldn’t help but become curious about what His Honor was going to ask. Wei Chang thought to himself, “I have to memorize the questions that His Honor is going to ask, His Honor will definitely be testing us in the future.” Big Brother Green, on the other hand, took out a notebook and was prepared to write down the questions that His Honor asked. “In the future, who will be the one to do the housework?” Ye Hua asked. Everyone, “……” Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi rolled their eyes at Ye Hua. You still have the cheek to ask such a question? Have you ever done any housework? All of the housework is done by Baizhi and me, while you act like a big boss every single day. “Me.” Yi Hong snatched to answer the question. Hearing that, Ye Hua’s expression sunk. Ye Hua asked another question, “When there is a parcel delivery, who will be the one to open the door and take the parcel?” “Me!” Yi Hong snatched to answer once again. Ye Hua practically didn’t have to ask anymore, Yi Hong was simply going to take charge of all of the chores. Ye Hua ruthlessly took a glare at Yi Hong. Are you still a man or not? These kinds of things should be done by your woman, what are you doing by trying to snatch those chores for yourself to do! Yi Hong naturally knew what the answers His Honor wanted were, but he just precisely wanted to take those chores for himself. Ye Hua asked gravely, “In the future, who will be the one to cook meals!” “Me.” Zi Shan said unhurriedly. Yi Hong was pleasantly surprised, while Ye Hua was very satisfied. Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi really wanted to drag their man down from the stage. If you continue on messing around like this, those two are going to divorce on the day that they got married. “Who will be the one to peel the crayfishes?” Ye Hua asked. Zi Shan said unhurriedly, “Me.” Ye Hua took a look at little red. As a man, one should be assertive. If not, how would a man be able to have a footing in his household? In actuality, the reason Zi Shan answered Ye Hua’s questions was because she didn’t want Yi Hong to offend His Honor. After all, she felt that she was not worth it for Yi Hong to offend His Honor. Meanwhile, Wei Chang remembered His Honor’s questions, while Big Brother Green jotted down His Honor’s questions in a notebook. In the future, if there is a wedding, and I am acting as the wedding’s emcee, I will follow along with how His Honor emceed during this wedding. “The final event, tossing the bouquet! Those who are not married can come up to the stage to try and snatch the bouquet, the one who managed to snatch the bouquet should be able to have me, the Sup… have me emcee for their wedding!” Ye Hua who was in a happy mood almost made a slip of the tongue. Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi could be seen to actually be the ones to take the lead to walk up to the stage. Upon seeing that, Ye Hua took a glare at the two of them. What are you two coming up here for! Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi rolled their eyes at Ye Hua. We want to get married too. With the two madams up on the stage, who would dare to go up the stage? Ye Hua shouted out, “That… who is it… Tang Wei! Come up here! Also, the three of you, come up here too! Wei Chang and Lie Gu, the both of you, come up here too! Also, little green, you too!” “Brother-in-law, I want to come up to the stage too.” Qing Yutong shouted out excitedly. All of the adults have gone up to the stage, it is not appropriate for me to remain seated here with an underage girl, right? Ye Zizi was currently sucking onto a lollipop, and Jue Tian who was bored to death was sitting on Ye Zizi’s lap. “This has nothing to do with you, remain seated.” Ye Hua took a glare at his sister-in-law. Your big sister is already messing around, and now, you want to join in on your big sister to mess around?! Qing Yutong pouted her small mouth. Yi Hong was very nervous. After all, the people who were standing behind Zi Shan and waiting for Zi Shan to toss the bouquet were all his seniors. Lie Gu shouted out loudly, “Don’t snatch with me, I want to get married!” “Lie Gu, if you dare to snatch the bouquet from me, you are going to be dead meat for sure!” Qing Ya shouted out with a smile on her face. “Lady boss, I am merely following the boss’s order.” Wei Chang laughed heartily, “Lie Gu, the boss wants to stew you.” Immediately, all the ladies that were on the stage laughed. Feeling that the atmosphere was more or less enough, Ye Hua shouted out, “Snatch properly, do not cheat!” Everyone naturally wouldn’t cheat, after all, if they were to cheat, it would become meaningless. With her back faced against everyone, Zi Shan tossed the bouquet backward. The bouquet drew an arc within the air. Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi were standing too far forward, and the bouquet could be seen flying past their heads. Wei Chang and Lie Gu could be seen jumping up to try and snatch the bouquet. However, in the process of trying to snatch the bouquet, the bouquet ended up getting sent flying away by the two. Qing Yutong’s eyes lighted up. Am I going to be able to obtain the bouquet even while being seated? At this moment, a gust blew by, which ended up causing the bouquet to fly towards Jue Tian. While with his brows wrinkled, Jue Tian stretched out his paw and slapped onto the bouquet. Upon seeing that, everyone thought to themselves, “This cat sure has a temper.” And along with Jue Tian’s slap onto the bouquet, in the end, the bouquet landed into Big Brother Green’s hands. https://xiainovel.com/novel/you-cannot-afford-to-offend-my-woman

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